When it comes to white elephant gift ideas, a novelty/joke/humorous book is always a good bet. This holiday season, we have read our way through them ALL, so that we can bring you only the Top Ten Hilarious Books as white elephant gift ideas!
Adult coloring books are the hot new trend, and what could be more ‘adult’ than a book full of lovely, healthy, sweary words. Destress with a good swear while you color. A magical gift for a stressed out colleague!
Filled with random gross/scary/plain weird facts, such as “16th century women applied puppy urine to their faces, as they believed it beneficial to their skins health.” EEK.
Cats can be hard to understand, right? Thankfully, this honest compilation written by many cats, gets to the bottom of their feelings. With titles like “Who Is That on Your Lap?,” “This Is My Chair,” “Kneel Before Me,” “Nudge,” and “Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs, you will learn much about your feline friend.
Some people! Some people….. just. Ugh! Lost for words because you are so angry? Worry not! This book contains 101 pre-written letters for ALL the assholes in your life. Asshole landlord, asshole at the grocery store, the asshole who cuts in line. These are a great white elephant gift idea!
Meant as a helpful guide to ensure no awkward masturbation moments occur… this book has become a challeng! See if you can successfully “get off” to all the images suggested as terribly unsexy!
Can’t keep up with Kim’s Twitter feed constantly? This book has pulled her best quotes and “wisdom” so that you don’t have to. Keep it with you at all times because you never know when you might need to reference her for advice. Frankly, we are surprised this isn’t the #1 bestseller!
The no BS cookbook. Sometimes it is’t the cooking that is hard, it is the decision making. This book makes inspiration much easier, because it just tells you what to do. Including recipes like “Vegetarian Cassoulet, F&@cking hippie” and “Easy as F&#@ Scallop Ceviche”, you can’t go wrong bring this to a white elephant gift exchange.
Did you know poo is 70% water? One of the many poo facts you will learn if you buy this book, or your friend will if you bring it to a white elephant gift exchange! Filled with mazes, poop trivia, searches, and puzzles all focused on the act, history, and science of pooing.
It’s no surprise to see this adult coloring book in second place on our top ten list. Coloring books are all the rage, and this one is filled with naughty male bits to get your pencils in to! If you are looking for a brilliant white elephant gift idea, click right here. BONUS: Add some coloured pens or pencils to your secret santa parcel.
Why does this book fits the bill as our number one pick for a white elephant gift idea? It’s funny and informative. Written totally tongue in cheek, but written by a certified nutritionist. The recipes are delicious, and cooking with this book is just FUN! Make it your number one choice for a Secret Santa or white elephant gift idea.